| As every criminal investigator knows, the way to get a | | | | conquer the world for Islam. In order to bring on the |
| confession is through threats and bribes. As every | | | | advent of the two Muslim Messiahs Ayatollah Ali |
| politician knows, the way to get filthy rich is by towing | | | | Khamenei must trigger the Apocalypse. In order for |
| the line of your major contributors. An Archduke is a | | | | George Bush to bring on the advent of the Messiah |
| rank below King but above Duke. For Americans who | | | | Jesus Christ to conquer the world for Christianity, |
| forget their British roots, a Duchess is the feminine of | | | | George Bush must trigger the Apocalypse, nuclear |
| Duke and an Archduchess is the feminine of | | | | world war 3. In other words both Ayatollah Ali |
| Archduke. On June 28, 1914 Austrian Archduke Franz | | | | Khamenei and George Bush are suicide bombers and |
| Ferdinand and his wife Sophie were visiting the | | | | you and I are caught in the crossfire. God helps those |
| wounded at Walter Reed in Sarajevo, Austria. At 11 | | | | who help themselves. This is why Ayatollah Ali |
| A.M. Gavrilo Princip shot Sophie who died instantly. | | | | Khamenei is building nuclear bombs in Iran. His faith in |
| Then Gavrilo Princip shot Franz in the jugular vein and | | | | the might of Allah is not absolute. He is not counting on |
| he died minutes later. Doctor Joshua Perper ruled the | | | | Allah parting the Persian Gulf. Likewise the faith of |
| deaths accidental. These assassinations have gone | | | | George Bush in God the Father aka God of Mount |
| down in history as "The shot heard round the world" | | | | Sinai aka Allah in Arabic is not absolute. He is like Jesus |
| because they were the trigger for World War 1. | | | | in the Garden of Gesthemane pleading "Father please |
| Leonard Franklin Slye was a singer and American | | | | take this cup of Chivas Regal from my hand." George |
| cowboy actor who changed his name to Roy Rogers. | | | | Bush is wondering how God the Father aka Allah |
| Roy Rogers' third wife was Dale Evans. Roy Rogers | | | | could leave him floundering in Iraq for over four years |
| rode a golden palomino named Trigger. Dale Evans' | | | | with the greatest military force in history brought to |
| horse was named Buttermilk. A Triggerette is a | | | | their knees by 19 guys with exacto knives. The time |
| trusted assistant on the rodeo circuit. Fanny Sunesson | | | | has come to bring Rollie Fingers in from the bullpen to |
| was the caddy and Trigerette of 3 time Masters | | | | save the game for Manchester United. Nick Faldo and |
| Champion Nick Faldo. Posh Spice aka Victoria | | | | Posh Spice are in Tehran today at the behest of Tony |
| Beckham is the wife of football soccer star David | | | | Blair arranging the release of the 15 British sailors |
| Beckham, the captain of the English National Football | | | | recently captured by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Richard |
| team. The MLS is the Major League Soccer League | | | | Armitage recently disclosed to Robert Novak that Nick |
| of the United States. The MLS has teams in American | | | | Faldo and Victoria Beckham are covert operatives of |
| hotbeds of soccer such as Salt Lake City Utah, | | | | MI6. Prior to leaving, Posh Spice told Harvey Levin of |
| Columbus Ohio, Foxborough Massachusetts and | | | | tmz dot com, "The fate of life on earth depends upon |
| Carson California, the home of the Carson Chivas and | | | | the safe return of Prince Harry and the other 14 British |
| the Los Angeles Galaxy. The Los Angeles Galaxy | | | | sailors. If they are killed, George Bush and Tony Blair |
| recently signed David Beckham to become the | | | | intend to turn Iran into a radioactive sand trap. If I have |
| Messiah of American Soccer on a five year contract | | | | to I intend to sing, dance and perform for every Imam |
| worth $50 million dollars per year including | | | | in the Muslim World. Nick Faldo is bringing his handheld |
| endorsements. Unfortunately Spanish football star | | | | golf gps caddie to prove to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei |
| Jesus Garay Vecino was unavailable. George Bush is | | | | that Prince Harry was in Iraqi waters when he was |
| the former owner of the Texas Rangers. George | | | | captured and that the Iranian Navy had their yardages |
| Bush said, "I never dreamed about being President. | | | | wrong. Unfortunately much depends upon the health of |
| When I was growing up I wanted to be Willie Mays." | | | | Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. If his cancer is at a late stage |
| Unfortunately his father married Barbara Bush and not | | | | he may want to be here for the Apocalypse and he |
| Diana Ross of the Supremes. The Supreme Leader of | | | | may decide to sink the American Aircraft carriers with |
| Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is waiting for the two | | | | his Russian Sizzler missiles. In that case I will sing |
| Muslim Messiahs Jesus Christ and the Mahdi to | | | | "Goodbye" from the Spice Girls' "Forever" album. |